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'Fufu, don't worry I'll be quite alright eating at home alone.'
Sachiko-senpai is rapidly chopping up onions on a board in our home kitchen. She holds her flipphone dyed in bck against her cheek and shoulder as she dips the final ingredient of the very healthy vegetable soup she is making into the roil!
As warm buttery fragrance seeps into the air, a crystal orb the size of a small football rests on a low tri-legged stand, dispying fshy images of a commercial for dark-ced sorceress robes that fit tightly and show off the model's curves! 'Homu? Of course I will be tuning in to 'Keys To The Loft' tonight. You don't have to tell me that, Madison."
"Ehehehe! Then you better watch out for the very special guests tonight! Live from you-know-where! Its gonna be real! Its gonna be fantazztic! Its gonna be entertainmentooooooo!!!"
"Fuuu... Don't tell me..."
The little cogwheels in Sachiko-senpai's head turns when Madi-san says that final line before cutting the line off abruptly! The sorceress had been following the show and from their schedule, they would be broadcasting live from New Coimbra tonight...!
Sachiko-senpai was well aware of her former partner-in-crime's ability to get into mischief.
Was she pnning to cause trouble on the set?
Set up the bomb of some sort? Blow the set to pieces with a Mado-reen? [1]
Considering the live nature of this show, and how Madi-san usually acts, she's going to cause some trouble, she just knew it!
Earl Avalon's not going to like that. Saint-Taiga could be considered their kouhai in entertainment, even though veetubaing and OrbTV production were two seperate realms, it still counted in Sachiko-senpai's mind. That's why she enjoys watching the kouhai she met during her Trabul Twins days! (Subscribe, madderfakker!)
"Oh, its on."
Just then, the catchy guitar riff to the show's opening comes on, just as she set the small cauldron of soup on the dinner table. Her personal mennifest, You Better Run!waddles over on its trunk-like cryptid feet and pces the OrbTV stand at its usual position on the table. It takes a seat opposite to its master, tying a small white napkin around its neck for itself!
As our senpai sits down to make herself comfortable to take a long sip after a hard day's of work, she turns her mind off to watch another eeeeeeeeentertaining episode of 'Keys To The Loft'.
The opening shows a montage of pretty girls dancing at the club, introducing what the show was about...
Just as always.
Sachiko-senpai had already watched this reel many times.
[SFX:Clink]
That's when she stopped.
Her auburn eyeshes rise up uncontrolbly, irises narrowing into such tiny slits you could see the sanpaku [2] of her eyes!
She caught a familiar fsh of purple hair and malevolent smile...
... hard edited into the opening footage.
What... what is going on?!
The pieces are set. The pyers are ready.
A good show... is about to begin!
Remember kids, this is comedy, this is magick,
This is...
""EEEEEEEEENTERTAINMENTOOOOOOO!!!""
Catchy guitar riffs are paired with sensuous nightclub dancing, a backdrop of overly sepia-saturated filters goes hard with fast zoom out cuts. An overly confident pick-up artisté walks towards the camera in all her saturated glory, the camera fast zooming in with terrible key framing centered on the middle of her sanpaku eyes; terrible, terrible sanpaku eyes which want to control (seduce) you!
In the eye of the artisté are the prizes of nightly clubbing entertainment. Confident glee and lust for something definitely not PG-13 seep into its mind; a trio of girls swinging and having fun, a fedora-capper twirling a missus in dance and bck dress around before holding her horizontally at a strip pole...!
The camera cuts right through the crowd like the eyes of a hunter stalking their prey, before nding on a dark beauty with long hair standing isoted in the crowd, a cssic and vintage Bad Touch cocktail [3] in her hand.
A sudden cut to the most electric and entertaining pick-up artistés' raised eyebrows signalled an intention to approach the dark beauty in shoulderless dress; the camera cuts once more to the pick-up artisté doing the Mcmahxn walk to its would-be victim; visual cue to approach, accepted! Putting lipped dark secrets into her ughing ear, before the camera zooms out to reveal it was all a still-screen on an oversized OrbTV!
Watching the game of pick-up from a loft up high are a trio of well-groomed girls ughing and cpping their hands in delight. The far more exquisite and vishly decorated loft is set with a bar and showy red curtains, iced bottles of champange (are we even allowed to drink that, Madi-san?!) lie in a refined silver bucket before them, treats to enjoy the show along to!
One, a showy figure in white robes and fire-tiger hair.
The other, a twintailed orange-haired, green-eyed onee-san in red business top and bck pencil skirt.
Lastly, an all-too familiar ughing face in Frxnch beret!
Final, hard guitar rifts rise into a crescendo, a single tinpani drumbeat draws the title of this messed up OrbTV show onto a bck screen!
KEYS TO THE LOFTGirls Picking Up Girls(YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!)
Go Go And Learn Moonrunes ENTERTAINMENTO With Aya-chan La-Roux![1] Mado-reen - "The signature move of La-Roux of Trabul Twins fame! She produces a teddy-sized plush doll of herself outta nowhere, and it EXPLODES!" "Can we not?!?!"
[2] Sanpaku - A word from Aya-chan's home where you can see the whites of a person's eyes below or above the iris! If you see people with eyes like this, run! That person wants to control you! Demonstrate, Aya-chan! "NO!"
[3] Bad Touch - "Oh, we are just referencing Vxl-Hxllx out in the open, are we?" "Vxl-Hxllx is aggy-daggy, its vidya reted!" "I, I don't even...!"
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