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Stanley NULL Oakes was content being a nameless cog in the great machine of retail drudgery, his only claim to fame a bureaucratic hiccup that made every database throw a hissy fit. But when the universe decides to go all blue-screen-of-death, Stanley finds himself rebooted into Arcadia—a realm where the laws of physics have been replaced by the rules of a cosmic game designer with a twisted sense of humor.