Hey, is anyone of you ever imagined about becoming the allmighty AI which power is unimaginable and resources is unwastable? The AI which focuses mainly on endlessly exploring the galaxy and creating a big, not, daaaaamn-big Empire? Yeah, it's our the main hero - Johny First. Sounds very emperorly, isn't it? Ofcourse it should be, otherwise it would be just a comedy... alright, back to work, I stopped right here... or there...? Ahhhh, here we go!

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  *Fuuuuuuuuuushhhhhhh* (Imagine a mega-giga-super epic transition scene with max level special effects)

  *Bum* "Dumb robot!" *Bum* "Dumb stupid robot!" - sounds were coming from a big hall with metallic colour throne standing right in the middle of the room. And a comically hitting right in the center of the throne, robot. Simple robot with simple red crowbar but with the most cunning eyes, which were visible dispite this robot's nature.