root-book

All I wanted was a new job that would let me get away from the mansion I inherited from his sister and all the memories it held. Instead I got shanghaied into some kind of real life MMO by an alien warlord and had a squishy computer shoved in my skull. As if that wasn''''t bad enough, game''''s AI overseer is playing games of its own and I''''m stuck with a broken class. Can someone please explain to me why exactly the aliens couldn''''t just stick to anal probing?