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Chapter 50: Laughing at Zhuge Liang!

  Chapter 50: Laughing at Zhuge Liang! [Seeking recommendations! Collecting!]

  An hour later, the two came out of the specialty store, and Wu had changed into a casual outfit from head to toe, looking refreshed and revitalized.

  However, the painful expression on Wu Zhengye's face was even more intense. When they got into the car, Wu Zhengye finally couldn't help but complain, "I'm telling you, Sister Yan, with your wealth, it shouldn't be spent like this. I said it when we first went in, that family's clothes must be very expensive. Look, we've been cheated!"

  Yan sister, you are inexperienced. Although this master has rarely entered the business world, I still have experience in this aspect. As soon as I went in, their lights shone so brightly that it dazzled people's eyes. At that time, I felt something was wrong. Later, when you mentioned the brand of this clothes, two words suddenly appeared in my mind - bad!

  Yan sister, look at that sign, it's called 'Jack is going to die of poverty'! Think about it, a clothing store opened by someone who is almost dying of poverty, can the prices not be expensive?

  Alas, what a waste! Jian sister, you are really too wasteful.

  "This set of clothes cost 2,600 bucks, 2,600 bucks! If I were to spend it..."

  After getting in the car, Yan Jing didn't start the engine, but instead turned around on the driver's seat and quietly listened to Wu mouren's complaints. Seeing that Wu mouren wouldn't stop talking, Yan Jing finally couldn't help but interrupt, "Wu Da Shi, you're someone with a certain status now, always having the word 'money' on your lips is really not very classy."

  "Identity?" Wu Zhengye's eyes widened, "This master doesn't even know what an 'ID card' looks like, let alone identity?"

  "Hmm!" Yan Jing was speechless...

  Rubbed his brow, sternly and bitterly smiled and shook his head, murmuring, "It seems that the top priority is to help you get an ID card..."

  The car moved forward. Wu Zhengxie, who was sitting in the back row, rubbed his hands together and held onto the quiet chair, smiling slyly and saying, "Hey, hey, Yan Jie, shouldn't we go eat now?"

  Yan Jing nodded silently, now she really felt a bit of a headache.

  Wu Zhengxie, however, was completely unaware of this and continued to mutter to himself, "What should I eat? Bean flower rice? Hmm, forget it. Sister Yan, you rarely treat us to a meal, eating bean flower rice would be too embarrassing for you."

  Furrowing his brow in thought, Wu Zhengyi muttered to himself nervously, "What should I eat? You know, this master is a big eater. Remember when I went to eat bean flower rice recently? Six yuan for a bowl of bean flower rice, and they threw in eight bowls of plain rice and three bowls of boiled water for free. Ha ha, that's what I call economical."

  That boss is too shameless. When this master went to his restaurant for the second time, that boss directly announced that adding a bowl of rice would cost 50 cents...

  "Hmph!"

  Yan Jing couldn't help but burst out laughing, "Wu Da Shi, with your eating habits, it's a wonder the boss didn't kick you out directly. Alright, today I'll take you to an all-you-can-eat buffet, there's chicken, duck, fish, meat and wine, eat whatever you want, no one will care how much you eat."

  "Huh, there's such a great place?!" Wu Zhengxie's eyes lit up instantly, but then dimmed again, sighing, "Yan Jie, the price of eating at that kind of place must be very expensive, right?"

  I felt Wu Zhengye's emotional changes, Yan Jing's calm heart inexplicably ached slightly, and from the rearview mirror, he smiled sweetly at Wu Zhengye, saying, "It's not expensive, one person only needs 48 yuan, later..." Yan Jing paused for a moment, "Later, if you don't have money to eat, come find me, I'll treat you."

  Wu Zhengxie nodded, looked at Yan Jing with gratitude and smiled, "Sister Yan, you are really a good person. For the sake of not starving in the future, I, the great master, will never let you get into trouble! Even if my method fails, I will imitate Master Yanyi and ask the heavens to borrow life!"

  As soon as these words came out, Wu Zhengyi's body suddenly emitted a shocking aura that seemed to look down on the world!

  In front of him, Yan Jing saw Wu Zhengxie's serious face in the rearview mirror, her beautiful eyes slightly shrinking, and her heart beating out of control...

  However, with Wu Zhengyi's next sentence, the majestic aura that looked down on the world suddenly dissipated into nothingness. "Heh heh, actually, this master's experiment on little mouse was quite successful, and I believe it will also be successful if used on you, Yan sister..."

  She was speechless, still immersed in the astonishing aura of Wu Zhengye, his image had instantly risen to an unprecedented height in her heart, but then she heard Wu's words that were not even half-nourishing, and he even compared her to a little mouse...

  After being depressed for a while, Yan Jing suddenly remembered something and asked with a suspicious tone, "Wu Zhengyi, earlier you said that you could ask the heavens to borrow life, is this true?"

  When he heard this, Wu Mouren rarely didn't boast, but instead remained silent for a while before nodding his head lightly and saying seriously, "This master hasn't tried it, but this master has some extraordinary experiences, asking heaven to borrow fate is somewhat reassuring."

  Wu Mouren is unusually humble this time, but what he said is actually not wrong. Since the golden blood drop appeared on his brow, he has been studying and pondering, and in the past few days, he has indeed found some clues.

  As far as he knew, the golden blood contained a powerful energy within it. The effects of that energy were many, but Wu had only tried using it to draw talismans and save little mice so far. However, the final results always got him excited enough to jump for joy.

  In his view, if he uses these golden blood drops to paint talismans and defy the heavens, asking the heavens for a loan of life, perhaps there might still be hope.

  Yan Jing didn't know about the danger and difficulty of "asking heaven for life", at this moment, she just had a strong curiosity about "asking heaven for life"!

  "Wu Zhengxie, is asking for a heavenly mandate the same as Zhuge Liang's seven-star lamp in the Three Kingdoms period?" Yan Jing's beautiful eyes sparkled with curiosity. "When setting up the seven-star lamp, can't anyone disturb it? Hmm, definitely! It was precisely because of Wei Yan's intrusion that Zhuge Liang's plan failed back then."

  When I was young, I heard that Zhuge Liang's seven-star lamp could be placed for 49 days without being extinguished, and he would be able to successfully borrow life and extend his lifespan. Unfortunately, he didn't succeed," Looking at Wu Zhengye through the rearview mirror, a pair of beautiful eyes shone with an otherworldly light, "Master Wu, could it be that you are even more powerful than Zhuge Kongming?"

  Wu Zhengxian curled his lips in disdain and said, "Zhuge Liang may be good at calculations, but he is not a trustworthy person. In this regard, I am far superior to him!"

  "..." Yan Jing looked puzzled.

  Wu Zhengxie continued, "Sister Yan, look, Zhuge Liang borrowed arrows and didn't return them, borrowed the east wind and didn't return it, borrowed Jingzhou and still hasn't returned it. Tell me, is he trustworthy?

  Finally, he used the Seven Star Lamp to borrow life, but the Old Heaven God had a good memory and didn't lend it to him!

  "Hmph!!!"

  Yan Jing's hands shook slightly, and she burst out laughing, "Nonsense! Pure nonsense!"

  In the blink of an eye, the police car had driven into H City's Fanghua Road. The shops on this road were diverse, ranging from small to large, and from formal to informal. Among them, self-service restaurants were particularly prominent, with seven or eight opening one after another. In order to grab business, the owners and employees of each store were racking their brains, offering discounts and member-only promotions in endless succession.

  Almost every restaurant has today's preferential policies written on the door, such as "eat one hundred and get one hundred, drink one bottle and get two bottles plus a lottery" and other discounts that make people dizzy.

  Seeing those discounts, Wu Zhengye's heart was filled with regret, and he couldn't say anything.

  "Wu Dashi, what's wrong?" Yan Jing noticed Wu Zhengyi's change in expression and couldn't help but ask.

  All I saw was Mr. Wu shaking his head and sighing, "If I had known that you could eat a big meal for free here, Master wouldn't have gone hungry a few days ago. I'm telling you, Yan sister, you're really not a good person. When you arrested me before the New Year, why didn't you tell me that there was free food here?"

  "Free food?" Yan Jing looked at Wu Zhengyi with suspicion, "Is there still such a good thing in the world?"

  "Hey!" Wu Zhengxie pointed forward with his mouth, "Yan Jie, look, aren't those four big characters written 'Free Meals'?"

  As far as the eye could see, only about a hundred meters away, in front of a self-service restaurant called 'Qiong Qiong', there were indeed four big characters shining with colorful lights that read 'Free Meals'. Yan Jing couldn't help but burst out laughing at this scene. "Master Wu, let's go to Qiong Qiong for lunch today, hehe, I can save over a hundred bucks too!"

  Wu Zhengye rolled his eyes and pouted, saying, "Officer Yan, you're being too petty. However, since you bought me this expensive outfit, I'll reluctantly accept it. And while we're at it, let's get familiar with the buffet owner so that next time I come for a free lunch, I can greet him properly."

  As they spoke, the two of them walked to the front of Qiongqiong's self-service restaurant sign. At this time, Wu Zhengye was suddenly shocked and quickly grabbed Yan Jing's hand, saying "Sister Yan, do you have a meal ticket?"

  "Meal ticket?" Yan Jing was taken aback, "No, what's up?"

  "No meal vouchers can't eat for free!" Wu certain person pulled Yan Jing to the front of the sign, pointing to the four shiny words "free meals" and said, "Sister Yan, look at this restaurant, it's cheating people! They wrote 'meal voucher' in very small letters next to the four characters 'free meal', which means that if you want to eat for free, you have to take out a meal voucher!"

  "I knew it!" Yan Jing gazed at Wu Zheng Xie with a hint of a smile that wasn't quite a smile.

  "Do you know?" Wu Zhengxie was stunned again, "Then...do you have a meal voucher?"

  "No," Jian shook his head firmly, "but we'll have it after dinner today. The promotion for this buffet is 'take as much as you want, but if you can't finish it, you'll be fined 500 yuan. If you eat every last bit, each person will get a 10-yuan meal voucher, valid for... three days!"

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