Chapter 51 Self-service Restaurant Seeking Recommendations Collection
Buffet!! Saved!
"This is too much!" Wu Zhengxie said indignantly, "Yan Jie, you tell me, isn't it true that there are only a handful of people in this world who can eat as much as Master Ben? And each person pays 48 yuan, it's simply not worth it!"
Upon hearing this, Yan Jing nodded rarely and seriously said, "That's right, it's basically impossible to make a comeback!" As soon as the words left her mouth, Yan Jing suddenly burst out laughing, "So, I've invited you, this 'very capable' master, here, but I don't know if you can make back the cost or not?"
"Absolutely! I can definitely do it!" Wu Zhengyi said seriously, "My stomach has been trained for a long time. Under normal circumstances, I can eat three days' worth of food in one meal. Of course, after eating this meal, I won't be hungry for the next three days. If I persist, maybe I can even go four days..."
"Cough, cough," seeing Wu Zhengye becoming more and more arrogant, Yan Jing hurriedly interrupted, "Master Wu, let's hurry up and go, or else we'll lose our seats soon. Besides, we have something to do this afternoon, and tonight we're going to the First People's Hospital in H City to compete with the three big families on Fengshui Street for business. Don't you need to prepare something?"
As she spoke, Yan Jing led the way up to the second floor...
The self-service restaurant is really "self-service", the whole restaurant except for a few waiters in the kitchen, only two girls with a clear appearance standing at the cash register to welcome guests, and no other waiters can be seen throughout the hall.
Hmm, no, if you observe carefully, every time a table of people finishes eating and leaves, there will always be a waiter pushing a cart to collect the dishes.
In short, eating this buffet is very casual, very free, very... self-service.
As for this, no one was more excited than our Wu Mouren. He followed behind Yan Jing's butt to get dishes, Yan Jing being relatively elegant, took two chicken wings and a plate of fruit and came back. But our Wu Mouren, on his first trip to get dishes, actually carried over a large basin of pork chops that the kitchen had just sent out!
This move almost made Yan Jing faint on the spot! After failing to persuade her, Yan Jing simply lowered her head and pretended not to recognize him...
It wasn't long before Wu Zhengye made another move. At this moment, Yan Jing suddenly raised her head and said in a low voice, "Wu Zhengye, what are you doing?"
"Wo is eating!" Wu Zhengye looked at Yan Jing with a puzzled expression, but didn't respond to her. He got up and muttered to himself, "I just don't understand why this restaurant hasn't gone bankrupt yet?"
In Wu Zhengye's stunned expression, he slipped back again, only this time, he brought back a plate of roasted chicken legs!
"I'm telling you, Yan Jie, can you please help me keep an eye on things? There are three more basins over there, all with good stuff. In a bit, I'll get Master to pack everything up! Hehe, this time we've made a profit. With this haul, we'll have meat to eat for at least ten days..."
"Wu Zhengyi, you can't be here..."
Before Wu Zheng's words had fallen, a person suddenly appeared behind him. It was a middle-aged woman wearing a uniform. She smiled slightly at Wu Zheng and said in a professional tone, "Hello sir, our store has rules. If the food you take cannot be eaten alone, you will need to pay a fine of 500 yuan. Are you sure......"
Wu Zhengxie turned around, and when he saw that it was the waiter speaking, his face suddenly lit up with joy. "Hey, I was just looking for you guys earlier," he said. "Say, can you get Master a few bags? How are we supposed to pack this without any bags?"
Upon hearing this, Yan Jing's forehead suddenly broke out in countless black lines. At this moment, she really regretted bringing Wu Zhengye to the buffet... This was no ordinary loss of face!!!!!
But Wu Zhengxie didn't have the slightest self-awareness, he saw the waiter in front of him with a stunned face but didn't move, Wu suddenly became annoyed, "I'm telling you, what are you standing there for? Today, I, the great master, am eating at your place, which makes me your God!"
"God, do you understand? Hurry up and get the bag!"
"Wu Zhengxie!" Seeing more and more eyes looking over here, Yan Jing only felt her face burning, she quickly pulled Wu Zhengxie and said in a low voice, "Here...here is only for eating, not for take-out..."
"Ah!" Wu Zhengye was shocked and lost his voice.
At this time, three young people wearing uniforms also gathered around the waiter. All three young men had a characteristic, that is, they all had a lot of acne on their faces!
Wu Zhengxie, this fortune-telling master, took one glance at the three of them and saw that they were not good people. So, Wu smiled awkwardly and said, "Heh heh, I was just playing a joke on you guys earlier. Of course, Master Wu knew that take-out is not allowed here. Master Wu just wanted to see if you guys would follow this restaurant's rules. Hmm, nothing's wrong now, you can all leave."
Upon hearing this, the young man with a scar on his face looked at Wu Zhengxie with a hint of a smile and said, "Sorry sir, we have a rule here that customers must eat as much as they take. If they can't finish it, they need to pay a fine of 500 yuan in cash."
"Hmm!" Wu Zhengye hadn't spoken yet, but Yan Jing's cold hum had already sounded out. "Qingqing self-service restaurant, right? Who gave you the right to fine customers? Is there a court-approved procedure? When our customers come here to eat, did they sign an agreement that they must comply with your requirements?"
"This..." Yan Jing's words left the young man speechless, at this time, Wu Zhengye's eyes rolled and he chimed in, "Sister Yan, don't worry about it, if they want to fine us, let them fine us. Hehe, I'll just take all the dishes here and spit on each one, hehe, can't finish eating? No big deal, I'll spend 500 yuan to eat alone!"
Everyone who heard this was completely speechless.
"Alright!" The scar-faced young man smiled wryly and retreated, "Friend, you're formidable. My scar is conceding defeat today. You two take your time, feel free to call if you need anything."
As they spoke, the four waiters retreated one by one. However, after leaving, they immediately decided to report this matter to their boss. If possible, it would be best to change the "eat not finish penalty 500" to something like "remaining amount will be fined accordingly".
And yet, Wu, who didn't have the slightest bit of a master's demeanor, was now proudly boasting to Yan Jing, "Yan Jie, how about it? Isn't this master amazing?! With just a few words, I scared them off. Hmph, they dare to fight with this master? They're still too tender."
Yan Jing looked at Wu Zhengyi with a helpless expression, sighing, "Master Wu, why do you always have to attract everyone's attention wherever you go? It's just eating, look, now there are still many people pointing and staring at us..."
"What's it to you what others do?" Wu Zhengxie looked at Yan Jing in confusion, "This person lives for themselves, why should they care about others' feelings? If they cared about others' feelings all the time, wouldn't that be exhausting?"
When she heard this, Yan Jing suddenly fell silent...
It has to be said that Wu's words do make some sense, unfortunately, Officer Yan doesn't know that this is the truth Wu has summed up after being looked down upon by others for a long time. It's really too difficult to learn how not to care about other people's opinions.
Just as we were quietly pondering, Wu suddenly started devouring the two bowls of meat in front of him. Before long, more than half of the meat had been wiped out by him!!!
It wasn't until then that Yan Jing was shocked and reacted, for a moment, she simply didn't dare to believe her eyes.
Half an hour later, Wu Zhengye stood up again because the two plates of meat in front of him were clean. At this moment, Yan Jing suddenly pulled him and said, "Master Wu, do you... want to eat more?"
Looking at Yan Jing's shocked gaze, Wu Zhengye wiped the oil stains on his mouth and frowned, "Sister Yan, you can't just eat here?"
"Ah... " Yan Jing didn't know what to say either, and after thinking for a long time, she reminded him with one sentence, "Wu Zhengxie, when you take the dishes this time, can you not take them all at once? Look, you've taken away all the dishes, what will others eat?"
"Isn't there another dish? There are dozens of dishes here..." Seeing Yan Jing's pleading face, Wu Zhengye reluctantly said, "Okay, I'll agree to this. This time, I'll just use a small plate and that's it."
Yan Jing finally breathed a sigh of relief upon hearing this and felt a wave of dizziness wash over her as she sat back down in her own seat after releasing Wu Zhengye.
Yan Jing smiled wryly, she really didn't think that having lunch with Wu Zheng Xie would be more nerve-wracking than cracking a big case!
Yan Jing's face suddenly changed color in a matter of a few breaths, turning deathly pale with not a hint of blood!
With her eyes closed, Yan Jing felt extremely drowsy, and the feeling of fatigue surged up to her mind. A voice kept calling out to her, a sound that seemed both near and far away, making it hard for her to discern...
Yan Jing really wanted to open her extremely tired eyes, but no matter how hard she tried with all her might, she couldn't lift those drooping eyelids. At this moment, in her view, the weight of her eyelids was as heavy as tens of thousands of kilograms, which was beyond human endurance.
Sleep... sleep... once asleep, nothing matters, nothing to worry about, nothing to think about... like the free wind, like the scattered clouds, pure and carefree, wandering at will... from where you came, return to where you go... what's worth lingering in the dusty world of sorrow?
Let go... Let go of attachment, let go of faith, let go of everything in your heart... After letting go, you will no longer feel sorrow and suffering, you will be free to soar in the sky...

